Crazy boyfriend and girlfriend joke

Boy: I’m coming to see you honey, I don’t care about removal of subsidies and the high gas prices or nothing I’m coming no
matter what.
Girl: Awwww Okay I’m fine love,get ready baby
Boy: I love you, I cant wait to see you…I’m
getting ready to leave now
Girl: Okay but hunny I’m on my periods, just
letting you know in case….
Boy: My car just blew up, I cant come see
you …
Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always
does….
Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so i cant come, I’m sorry..
Girl: Oh never mind, I’m not on my periods. My
panties are just looking too red…
Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take
me now. I’m coming sweetheart ^.^…
Girl: Sick! I’m really on my periods…just did not notice the blood…..
Boy: damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again,i won’t come!!!!